Why would you buy a Slingmoore t-shirt? It's a dumb question...on par with the following equally silly interrogatives:
1. Why go to taco bell at two a.m.?
2. Why say "yes" when the cinnabon lady asks if you want extra icing?
Slingmoore t-shirts on sale now, don't tell me you don't want one... Because I won't believe you.